Come on teacher, teach me something
Don’t just fill my head with nothing
No, no teacher, I’m still sitting
In this desk ,no I’m not quitting
No, no teacher, I won’t give up
I just hope that I can live up
To you’re expectations of me
Teacher, you’ll be so proud of me
If I just don’t understand it
I should just be reprimanded
Make me stay here after school
While my friends go to the pool
Come on teacher, just admit it
You think that I will never get it
I’m the badass of your classroom
Now you’ve got a badass classroom
Come on teacher, won’t you tell me
Why somebody just don’t expel me
I am so much slower than the others
It’s a good thing I don’t have any younger brothers
Warm it up (I’m about to)
If for some reason I’m not present
Blame it on my adolescence
And if for some reason I am tardy
Well, it’s cause I went out last night to party
And dans la french class je suis terrible
Apres l’ecole I’ll be coming up to see you
$%#*##*#(*#)(*#)(%*#
I just noticed something lately
I’ve been here since 1980!
(Dear Van Halen, please don’t sue me)
